If my husband could describe me(his wife) I think this is how it would go-
"My wife is the kind of woman who has to have dessert after dinner. Even if it's just a handful of teddy grahams."
I know you didn't say that Mr. Broome but I can hear it in your eyes.
Did your parents ever make milk toast for you as a kid at breakfast time? My dad always made milk toast. Warm milk poured over a piece of toast. Does that make your stomach curdle? I do not like soggy bread. That and nanner sandwiches. Banana and mayo on bread.
Just a thought for you this evening and I'm not even hungry.